Only in the Land of the 5 and under...

...does Polly Pocket's glove go through the laundry...do I walk in the bathroom to find a boy getting TP wet to clean lipstick off his tooshie...does a $24 ceiling fan/light switch that's only been installed for 3 days end up broken...does a newborn baby get kissed on the head every time an almost-2-year-old sees her...is it acceptable to have poopy diapers on the front porch...